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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Is there a stereotype that South Indians are physically strong and muscular compared to other regions of India?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are your thoughts on Italian nationalist poet Gabriele D'Annunzio, who was the subject of the documentary "Fiume o morte!"?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Can you imagine how nervous Kamala Harris must be knowing that in couple of hours she needs to face master debater Donald Trump?